I Thought Your Pump‐up Jam Was “If I Could Turn Back Time”?

[“Umbrella” by rihanna is being loudly played.]Stoned gay guy: Oh my god, I love this song. This is totally what you hear before you start shooting kids in the projects.
Gay guy: Uh, excuse me?
Stoned gay guy: Yeah. You know, it’s like your pump‐up jam.

–E 10th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Dying of laughter