It's Not Really an “Office” So Much As a “Hobo in an Alley”

Hippie to doorman: I know this is a weird question, but is there an office in this building called “Planet Hemp”?
Doorman: Nah man, sorry. (under his breath, as hippie turns and walks away) I fucking wish there was.

–23rd & Park Ave

Overheard by: Wanna get High?