It’s Not Reparations, But I’ll Take What I Can Get

Black guy: Yeah man! You could jump in the tracks right now!
White guy: Are you sure the subway Superman will appear?
Black guy: Trust me, I’m sure.

–W 4th St station

Overheard by: ron cabrera

Headline by: Earl

Runners-Up:

· “…like WMD sure… or Jesus sure?” – k swin

· “Able to convince morons in a single sentence” – Erin

· “Another Supporter of Urban Darwinism” – ToddS

· “He’ll show up in 15 minutes with a spatula and a bucket of bleach” – Rob

· “It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! Ah Fuck, It’s a Train.” – Justin

· “Kunta Kinte’s Revenge” – micah576

· “Malcom X’s Plan B” – Chris

· “That cold-death feeling just means he’s got you” – Leigh

· “Thinning the herd, Manhattan-style” – Tom Beckett


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