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Jane Austen: Bitch, Please

Little girl looking at hobo: Mommy how do you get money if you don't have any?
Trophy mom: You just get married, honey.

–18th & Broadway

  • Posted on July 7, 2015
  • Default, Girls, Kids, Marriage, Moms, Money & Class, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Questions
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