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Jessica Simpson Has Fallen Upon Hard Times

Male customer (looking dubiously at sandwich in wrapper marked chicken): Is this the fish fillet sandwich I ordered?
Counter person: Yes, the chicken is the fish.

–Wendy’s, Boston Road, The Bronx

Overheard by: Suze V

  • Posted on December 5, 2014
  • 9 to 5-ers, Cashiers, Compare/Contrast, Customers, Default, Junk Food & Fast Food, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, The Bronx, Weirdness
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