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Like Mr. Hefner

Person: So how do you get girls, Mr Lynn?
Mr Lynn: I adopt them.

–Stuyvesant High School

Overheard by: Excellence

  • Posted on February 18, 2015
  • Battery Park, Default, Guys, Kids, Questions, Sexuality, Stuyvesant, Weirdness
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