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My Webcam Tested Negative

Girl: Did you use a condom?
Boy: Nope.
Girl: You’re going to get an STD!
Boy: No, I'm not. It's okay.
Girl: That's what you said last time!

–Union Square

  • Posted on July 29, 2008
  • Advice, Boys, Condoms, Default, Girls, Questions, STDs, Threats, Union Square and East Village
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