No Way You’re Getting All Ten McNuggets in There

[In the next stall.]Chick #1: I can’t get it in it! It hurts!
Chick #2: Lift up your leg and try again!
Chick #1: Dude! It’s not gonna fit! It hurts too much!
Chick #2: Here, let’s try the third one.

–McDonald’s Restroom

Overheard by: Slowly walking out the door