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Oh, and the University!

Man: So, what's your name?
Waitress: Jessica.
Man: Well, hello Jessica! I'm Brown.
Waitress: (nods head uninterested)
Man: Like the bear.
Waitress:(walks away)

–Bar, 34th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: MMM

  • Posted on June 20, 2015
  • Animals & Nature, Baristas, Bars & Clubs, Compare/Contrast, Customers, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Names, Pick-up Lines, Questions
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