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Oh, Right — Because Denigration Keeps Me Skinny

Drunk hobo to pretty girl: You are not pretty, you are not beautiful, and no one likes you.
Pretty girl, after hobo leaves train: Why do I live in this city?!

–4 train

  • Posted on October 5, 2007
  • Beauty, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Girls, Hobos, Insults, On the Subway, Questions
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