Raise Your Hand If You'd Like to Live This Guy's Life for a Day

Thug #1: So get this: I'm getting a haircut and this guy on a power wheelchair comes in, with a big ass fur coat and is like… “Who want da new Tupac CD?” I was rollin!
Thug #2: Only in Irvington, ma nigga.

–86th & Broadway

Overheard by: Adam Bixler