Woman #1: Paris was disappointing. I went there to see two things: the Eiffel tower and the Mona Lisa. I didn’t get to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower, there were too many smelly tourists in the elevator. And the Mona Lisa was the size of a postcard.
Woman #2: Oh, you didn’t go to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Woman #1: Ummm…that’s in Italy.
–Starbucks, 66th & 3rd
Overheard by: Sofia Dante