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That Just Means He Likes Kids

Girl #1: So this is the man you want to marry?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: And you said there were how many maggots on the turkey?

–3rd & B

  • Posted on December 3, 2014
  • Animals & Nature, Food, Friends, Girls, Marriage, Questions, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness
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