The Nucular Option Was in the Pre‐Nup

Blonde model: I can’t believe she wants President Bush at her wedding!
Brunette model: I know. What if he says “nuc‐u‐lar” or something!?
Blonde model: Why would he say “nuc‐u‐lar” at a wedding?
Brunette model: Helloooo? Because he’s the President!
Blonde model: True…

–67th & Madison