The Perils Of Too Much Early Childhood Exposure to Whac‐A‐Mole

Crazy lady at crosswalk: I am a professional jaywalker! If you jaywalk, I will give you a ticket! If you don’t, I will not!
Young black woman: Yo! Being who I am, I will bop you on the head.

–E 124^th St & Lexington

Overheard by: waitingforthefight