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The Voting Public, in a Nutshell

Drunk guy #1: Yeah, everyone says that if Obama gets elected, he'll get assassinated. But I don't know, man.
Drunk guy #2: Fuck it, I'm voting for John McClane.

–F Train

  • Posted on January 29, 2018
  • Default, Drunks, Guys, Movies, Murder, Names, On the Subway, Politics
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