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Then Shouldn't You Be Wearing Your Glasses, Sweetie?

Grandmother, in french: What are you doing?
Three-year-old boy with spear-shaped stick: Shhh…I'm hunting children.

–Picnic House, Prospect Park

Overheard by: Incest King

  • Posted on May 9, 2009
  • Brooklyn, Families, Kids, Parks, Questions, Violence, Weirdness
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