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Truth Is Dumber Than Fiction

Little boy: Arnold Schwarzenegger is the president's bodyguard.
Brother: No, he's not! He's the governor of California, dumbass!

–Washington Square Park

  • Posted on October 26, 2014
  • About Celebrities, Brothers, Insults, Kids, Parks, Politics, Stupidity, Washington Square Park
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