Guy: Just because I got a felony doesn’t mean I’m going to jail.
–outside Kew Gardens Criminal Courthouse
Overheard by: Scott Bee
Man walking down the street with a wooden square around his neck says: I’m an innocent man! I’ve been framed, I’m tellin’ ya!
–Carmine & Bleecker
Black guy: Yo, do y’all got $6? Whoa, whoa, listen, I’m Black but I’m no criminal!
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Erica Gridelli