Wednesday One-liners Have Questions About NY

Tourist guy: We’re staying down on Two Avenue. Now do they say Two Avenue or Second Avenue here?

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Chess

Tourist woman: We’re in Manhattan, right?

–Times Square

Tourist girl: Can’t we like, just call a cab? You know, like, “Hi, we need a cab, pick us up here?”

–42nd between Broadway & 6th

Overheard by: Heather Hunter

Tourist guy: Do they just breed dogs smaller here, or what?

–Broadway & Astor

Overheard by: jillypickle