Wednesday One-liners Love Their Sports

Guy: I was never any good at sports…I’ve watched the Superbowl a few times.

–Flatiron office

Lady on phone: Yeah, they have seat fillers at the Oscars and other award shows, you didn’t know that? It’s so when they pan over the audience it doesn’t look like a Mets game.

–40th Street office

Overheard by: Clay Caviness

Guy: I’m not going to be the only guy at the hockey party holding an apple turnover.

–Broadway & Prince

Overheard by: Christopher Miner