Girl on cell: Quite frankly, I’d rather be pole dancing.
Overheard by: braincurve
Girl: I mean, I’m a stripper, but that don’t mean I’m a ho.
Guy on cell: I don’t get the whole Penthouse Club thing. There are strippers, and they serve you steak? I don’t want a fucking stripper on my lap while I’m eating steak. I’ve got a knife.
–Austin Street, Forest Hills
Overheard by: Ethan
Black girl: ‘Fo real, she makes all that money dancin’, and she can’t even herself get a weave?
–86th & 2nd