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He Totally Sucks

Teen boy #1: Okay, tell the truth. Have you ever tried to lick your own balls? I’ll be honest, I’ve tried.
Teen boy #2: I’ve thought about it, I just know I couldn’t do it.

–108th & Columbus

  • Posted on October 16, 2020
  • Body Parts, Manhattan, Masturbation, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Sports, Stupidity, Teens, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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