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“Yes, that’s how the zombie identified itself.”
Girl on cell: Wait, you mean John? Like,
John
John?
–Astor Place
Posted on
April 23, 2025
Girls
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Names
,
On Cell
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One-liners
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Questions
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Stupidity
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The Village
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