You Can Make an Excellent Bread by Grinding Their Bones

(crowd of shrieking teenage girls outside Trump Hotel)
Ditzy woman #1 shouting: Look at that! Stupid people protesting! What idiots. Why would they be protesting?
Ditzy woman #2: Yeah. Lame!
Bystander: They aren’t protesting. They are waiting for The Jonas Brothers to leave the hotel.

–Outside Trump International Hotel

Overheard by: Annie in MN