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You Misunderstand the Nature of an Enema

Guy #1: They don’t have my supplement here.
Guy #2: Try the health food store.
Guy #1: I would, but every time I go in there that woman tries to clean my aura.

–CVS, Bleecker Street

  • Posted on February 15, 2016
  • Customers, Diet/Weight, Grocery Stores, Guys, Health and Hygiene, Mysticism, Shopping, Stupidity, The Village
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