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A Rocky Horror Handshake, but Still

Girl, during auction for Haiti: I want to motorboat Susan Sarandon. Can I bid on that?
Guy: I don't see why not. It's pretty much like a handshake, except between your face and her tits.

–SPIN NY

  • Posted on March 4, 2015
  • About Celebrities, Body Parts, Compare/Contrast, Girls, Guys, Kink, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Rack, Wishes & desires
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