As Long as She Pronounces That Second ‘R,’ Everything Should Be Fine

Mother to two children: Okay, time to leave.
Little girl, trying to push her way through as her brother holds the door closed: Daaaaviiiiid!
Mother to black security guard: I guess that’s just a brother for you.

Security guard looks uncomfortable.

Mother, quickly: I mean, that’s just a brother’s job, right?

–Bergdorf Goodman, 5th Ave

Overheard by: vivienne