High school girl #1: Rachel*, do you really find that man attractive?
High school girl #2: His personality is perfect!
High school girl #1: He is 50 years old!
High school girl #2: So?
High school girl #3: Yeah, I second that: so what?
–Central Park
Headline by: Tom
Runners‐Up:
· “His Money Doesn’t Look a Day Over 20” — Nik
· “Mr. Belding Only Got Better with Age” — RBNY
· “Now, Let’s Make a Pact to Be Impregnated by Him…” — T
· “Who Says Santa Can’t Be a Babe Magnet?” — Nael B
· “You Might Want to Check the Expiration Date on That Personality” — kenderbard
