Cue Fade Out to R. Kelly Waking Up

High school girl #1: Rachel*, do you really find that man attractive?
High school girl #2: His personality is perfect!
High school girl #1: He is 50 years old!
High school girl #2: So?
High school girl #3: Yeah, I second that: so what?

–Central Park

Headline by: Tom

· “His Money Doesn’t Look a Day Over 20” — Nik
· “Mr. Belding Only Got Better with Age” — RBNY
· “Now, Let’s Make a Pact to Be Impregnated by Him…” — T
· “Who Says Santa Can’t Be a Babe Magnet?” — Nael B
· “You Might Want to Check the Expiration Date on That Personality” — kenderbard

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