Skip to content
  • Submit a Quote!
  • Browse
    • Browse by week
    • Browse by month
    • Categories
  • Link & Subscribe
    • Link to us
    • Best of via e-mail
    • Submit a banner
    • Icons
  • About
    • Top Spies
    • Contributors
    • Editors
    • Contact
    • Hatemail
    • Letters from Canadia
    • About
    • Privacy
  • Buy
    • Buy the NY book
    • Buy the Office book
    • Buy the t-shirt

He’ll Graduate Magna Cum Loser

HS girl: Now he’s in college, so he has his own friends.
HS guy: He’s at Sarah Lawrence.
HS girl: There are lots of people like him there.

–4 train

Overheard by: Kaitlen

  • Posted on September 30, 2023
  • College, Education, Fast Times at New York High, Friendship, On the Subway, Stupidity, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Teens
PrevPreviousGentlemen: Start Your Engines
NextReaders: Answer This Not-getting-any QuestionNext
© 2026 OverheardinNewYork.com
  • Ketubahs & Gay Ketubahs
  • Privacy Policy, Terms & Conditions
  • Resources
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist