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He's Still in the E.R.

Goth girl #1: Wow! Then what?
Goth girl #2: It was kinda like taking a big handful of mayo and squishing it around.

–Matt Umanov Guitars, Bleecker St

Overheard by: wait, what?

  • Posted on May 14, 2009
  • Compare/Contrast, Food, Girls, Goths, Questions, Store, The Village, Weirdness
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