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I Can’t Accept This Cash, It’s Dirty Money!

Girl #1: My shit is green.
Girl #2: That’s cuz you’re a vegan!
Girl #1: Bitch, I shit money!

–Central Park

  • Posted on November 3, 2015
  • Central Park, Colors, Comebacks, Default, Friends, Girls, Money & Class, Parks, Poop, Vegetarian & Vegan
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