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I Didn’t Ask for Facts, Either

Guy who just managed to squeeze onto the train: There no room here.
Girl trying to get on the train: I didn’t ask for no attitude.
Guy: You’re too fat.

–1 Train

Overheard by: DL

  • Posted on October 6, 2014
  • Comebacks, Default, Diet/Weight, Girls, Guys, Insults, On the Subway, Physical appearance, Public Transportation
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