I Gotta Tell You, That Trash Can's Looking Pretty Good

Drunk chick: Apparently there are lots of guys here tonight who have slept with me that want to sleep with me again, and also a few here that have not slept with me that want to!
Friend: Really?
Drunk chick: Yeah! And it's a good thing I've changed, because if I hadn't, I'd be fucking everything in sight right now.

–Bathroom, Beer Garden in Astoria

Overheard by: ALi