I’m Also Afraid of Air and Carbon

Girl: I’m afraid of water.
Dude #1: I don’t get that. I mean, aren’t we all like 70 percent water or something? Or wait, is that only some people?
Dude #2: She’s talking about being afraid of the ocean, not drinking water.
Dude #1: Ohhh.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: standing in front of them, unfortunately