Woman #1: So, you think he is?
Woman #2: No, you don't really think he is?
Woman #3: Hell, yes! I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I'm gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That'll teach him.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen.html
Overheard by: Jon