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Isn’t That Sweet?

[Skinny girl takes box of equal out of her pocket and puts half the packages in her coffee.]Friend: What are you doing? You’re going to get cancer!
Equal girl: Yeah, but I won’t get fat.

–Starbucks

  • Posted on December 22, 2019
  • Advice, Cancer, Compare/Contrast, Default, Diet/Weight, Friends, Girls, Physical appearance, Skinny People, Smokers & Smoking, Smoking, Starbucks
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