It Was a “Five Finger Discount” in Every Sense Of the Word

Drunk girl: I’m totally into “Wham, bam, thank you mam.” People think it’s trashy but I just wanna get mine.
Less drunk girl: I like to have relationships, make them work for it. I mean, what do you get out of a one‐night‐stand?
Drunk girl: One time I stole the guy’s watch.