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Matthew, Mark, Luke, Moe, Little Tito, Deep Throat…

Guy: The more friends I have, the more of a chance that people aren't going to like me.
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Like Jesus, he had 12 followers. Jesus was a gangsta!
Girl: Yeah.

–5th Ave & 13th St

  • Posted on June 4, 2009
  • Compare/Contrast, Crime and Punishment, Friendship, Girls, Guys, Jesus, Stupidity, Union Square and East Village
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