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Now How Much for Her?

White nerd in monotone: Look, just because I’m a motherfucking P-I-M-P does not give you the right to kiss up on my women.
Black guy: Fool, don’t be trippin’! You ain’t got but one woman, and she’s fat.

–45th & 9th

  • Posted on April 21, 2007
  • Black People, Comebacks, Diet/Weight, Dorks, Geeks and Nerds, Gripes, Insults, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Prostitution, White People
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