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Little boy: I farted!
Mother: Oh, Andrew, that's gross.
Grandma: Yes, say “excuse me” and then get out of here.
Little boy: Bombs away!

–Target, Queens

  • Posted on April 22, 2020
  • Apologies, Families, Family Ties, Farting & Burping, Kids, Moms, Old People, Queens, Should've Used a Condom, Store
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