Once You Commit to a Woman, Her Warranty Expires

Goofy guy, trying and failing to pick up a stranger: The thing is, I had a big fight with my girlfriend this morning.
Woman (about to get off bus): Oh, sorry. That’s never easy…my advice to you is, reconcile.
Goofy guy: Yeah, well, but she’s a little bipolar.

–Westbound 57 Bus

Overheard by: Susan Volchok