Shaneequa's Stint As the Fruit of the Loom Grapes Was Not Looked Upon Kindly

Black chick #1: I was like, “Damn, what hood did you come from?”
Black chick #2: I don't know no hood where people be wearin' purple tights.
Black chick #1: She just needs to get some dick. Imma tell her dat the next time I see her.

–Pace University

Overheard by: Meg-Tron