She’s Probably Hearing the Siren Song of the Catholic Church

Fag hag: So, how’s your hot cousin?
Queer: He’s dating this girl now… She’s cute, tall… Looks like Katie Holmes — has the same look on her face.
Fag hag: What look is that?
Queer: You know — sad.

–Nederlander Theatre

Overheard by: Crazy Legs Freddy