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Shows What You Know– Mold Doesn't Grow in High-Traffic Areas

Girl to friend: Ew, it smells like mold in here!
Random queer: Well, maybe you should close your legs.

–1 Train

  • Posted on March 21, 2009
  • Comebacks, Friends, Girls, On the Subway, Public Transportation, Queer guys, Scents of the City, Sensory Experiences, Vagina
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