Ta‐Tas Prove Nothing in This Neighborhood, Mon Ami

Foreign girl #1 to lesbian entering ladies’ room: I’m sorry, this is a ladies’ room.
Lesbian: I’m a woman.
Foreign girl #1: Oh my god, I’m so sorry! That’s the worst thing I’ve ever done!
Foreign girl #2, coming out of stall: Wait, no. You’re so not a woman!
Lesbian: You wanna see the ta‐tas?

–Sidewalk Bar, 6^th & Ave A