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That’s What They’re Calling Anal Now

Girl #1: I love a little ethnicity…in the penis!
Girl #2: Totally, I heart the foreigners. The best I’ve ever had was a Frenchie.
Drunk guy: What? Hold on. You fucked a scrunchie?

–Houston & A

  • Posted on November 17, 2014
  • Bimbettes, Drunks, Foreigners, Girls, Global Geography, Multiculturalism, Overheard Style, Penis, Sex & Relationships, Union Square and East Village, Wishes & desires, Words
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