Wait 'Til He Finds Out a Coffee Is Four Dollars

Man, eyeing stranger's iced coffee: So… does that come already sweetened?
Stranger with coffee: Yeees…
Man: So… They just put ice in the coffee, and it becomes iced coffee?
Stranger with coffee: Dude, you really need to get out more.

–Elevator, Centre Street Municipal Building

Overheard by: Emma