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We Should Move to the Country. Where I Can Beat You

Seven-year-old boy (spelling everything he says): D-a-d-c-a-n-I-h-a-v-e-a-d-o-g?
Dad: N-o-t-n-o-w.
Seven-year-old boy: Shut yo’ mouth!

–Uptown 6 Train

  • Posted on June 6, 2017
  • Boys, Dads, Default, Kids, Offers and requests, On the Subway, Questions, We Love Our Pets, Wishes & desires, Words
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