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Wednesday One-leyeners

Teen girl: I asked George what his cousin looked like. He said, “He looks like me but with hazel eyes.” How the hell am I supposed to know what he looks like? I don’t know no one with hazel eyes.

–Lincoln Center

  • Posted on August 27, 2014
  • Body Parts, Family Ties, Girls, Idiots, Names, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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